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me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

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dappermouth:
“you’ve seen the dog outside of town, lying where the witches were buried.
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Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks
Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

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